but the lizard people decide everything anyway
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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