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theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
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I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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