THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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