4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
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He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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