My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
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dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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