Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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