i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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