Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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