They should really pass out barf bags in church
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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