So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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