well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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