I like to think it a success when the cops are called
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
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I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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