walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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