i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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