But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
