How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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