Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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