I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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