My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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