walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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