No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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