I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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