You're so nebulous sometimes
time to smoke my breakfast
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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