Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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