Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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