i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I would fuck him just for his dog
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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