sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
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Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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