omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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