Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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