If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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