I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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