tell your sister to shave her snatch
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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