No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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