if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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