let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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