perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
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Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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