He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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