You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Slut skills are useful in every country.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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