if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
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Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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