Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner