How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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