How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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