I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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