I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
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