Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
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Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
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Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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