I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'd cum for enchiladas.
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You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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