This is not my ceiling
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
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