Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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