No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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