Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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