You're completely useless in the revolution.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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