Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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